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alcomol:

honestly if you won’t support people with psychosis/schizophrenia because they’re “dangerous” you are a terrible person

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

dumbkawaii:

so my school gave me a kit 

and of course it came with a condom

and also

a razor and shaving cream so i can shave for the guy if i wanna 

but then i realized….

they gave me mac and cheese

and so

i gave my roommate an extra condom because

id much rather have my mac and cheese then be with a dumb boy

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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